Warning to all gentlemen: If women talking about the latest shoe trends, menstrual cramps, and “yucky feelings” isn’t up your alley- I’m going to have to refer you to The Chive right now, because this will not be your cup of tea. You’ve been so warned.
Waxing. I’ve done my fair share of it. When it comes to legs or eye brows- not a big deal. But ladies- I can guarantee you, I will never wax my lady flower again as long as I live.
We all want hairless, smooth, freckle-free skin. But what’s wrong with a little freckle and some hair? I say nothing. But, for the means of trying new things, I was dying to know about laser hair removal. So I did it.
Before we get there, let’s do a Marty McFly and talk about how women started to poke, squeeze and well, pluck all the time.
The year was 1953 and if you were a woman, a night on the town meant either squeezing into a girdle or slipping on a garter belt. Formal dress dictated that females wear such intimate, and often uncomfortable, articles of clothing. How else could you hold up your nylons? Mostly considered to be a woman's and girl's garment, pantyhose appeared in the 1960s, and they provided a convenient alternative to stockings. People of both sexes often find pantyhose to be comfortable for wearing during frigid weather or while horseback riding. In 1953, Allen Gant, Sr., of Glen Raven Knitting Mills Panti-Legs", but these were not brought to the open market until about 1959. My grandmother always said that the worst invention was pantyhose because, “we all had to wear them!”
Now, I’m not about to go horseback riding nor am I going to strap on a girdle. No but in that sentence. I do think that hair is natural and it’s meant to grow in places as a form of hygiene: Eyebrows- to protect the eye, arm hair- for temperature control. That’s easy. But society tells us to be germ-free, sugar-free, and hair-free. So I’m going to test ways to do just that- the hair one anyway.
I made an appointment for laser hair removal on just an easy, small part of my body as sort of a guinea pig test. I’ll admit, I was sort of nervously asking questions like, “Is this going to hurt?” and “I’m a first timer- what should I do?” to the woman at the front desk. I found my room and situated myself, when a very young woman walked in with what looked like a silver lint roller. She informed me that the laser gets very hot (no kidding) and I need to keep the surface of my skin cool, otherwise it will blister like a bad sunburn. If anyone knows me at all, they know how susceptible I am to burns, so I gladly started rolling that frozen lint roller onto my skin. Then came the laser. It looked like a vacuum extension for vacuuming stairs, small and square. I looked over at the laser, through my protective eyewear of course, to see if it was going and surprisingly felt nothing! I felt a tiny tingle at best when she clicked the laser and then moved it to the next spot. Ziing POP. Ziiing POP. It didn’t hurt at all. So I started chatting it up with the assistant about sessions, liposuction and whatnot- when all of a sudden- I felt it. The burn! I told the girl to stop. She simply said, “keep rolling…..” So I rolled and froze and we started again. Nothing.  | |
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The session in total took maybe 5 min. I have a total of four more session before I’m hair free. But we will see about that- I’m still skeptical!
If you are interested in laser hair removal or any type of procedure like that- I would highly recommend the friendly and professional service from Edina Skin Clinic. I’m not hair free yet- but I’m definitely pain free!
